It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
*me at starbucks*
starbucks worker: what size do you want?
me: ariana grande